brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)

edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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