And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear...

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

stagbeetleloveit:

I’m fucking crying

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niggafuckurblog:

Suck the dick bitch stop wit the bull shit

niggafuckurblog:

Suck the dick bitch stop wit the bull shit

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weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

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fuks:

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

i wonder if hes seen this

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

(Source: octopussoir-, via topfunnystuff)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

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askulloffoxes:

dat multidimensional ass…

askulloffoxes:

dat multidimensional ass…

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